Thursday, November 3, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
Kids say the darndest things - Zoe Quotes From this Month
Quotable Zoe:
to mom "I'm the Big Mama and you're the little tiny little baby mama"
after peeing "That pee looks like daddy's pee"
Mom & Dad "What part?"
Zoe "the yellow part."
At bedtime "What time it is?"
Mom "7:24, time to go to bed"
Zoe "No, its 7:27, time to get up!"
At bedtime "Mama, I tell you a story. There is a nice lady walking with you and she has a baby in her arms... and a granny. that's it, the end."
While peeing on the potty " I have a penis"
Mom "can I see it?"
Zoe "It's a pretend penis"
In her play kitchen "Watch out, I'm making hot sauce!"
to mom "I'm the Big Mama and you're the little tiny little baby mama"
after peeing "That pee looks like daddy's pee"
Mom & Dad "What part?"
Zoe "the yellow part."
At bedtime "What time it is?"
Mom "7:24, time to go to bed"
Zoe "No, its 7:27, time to get up!"
At bedtime "Mama, I tell you a story. There is a nice lady walking with you and she has a baby in her arms... and a granny. that's it, the end."
While peeing on the potty " I have a penis"
Mom "can I see it?"
Zoe "It's a pretend penis"
In her play kitchen "Watch out, I'm making hot sauce!"
Grandma Chris comes to town!
Your mom was very small, yes she was.
At the Sonoma County Fair.
Studying the family tree.
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