Monday, August 29, 2011

Kids say the darndest things - Zoe Quotes From this Month

Quotable Zoe:
to mom "I'm the Big Mama and you're the little tiny little baby mama"

after peeing "That pee looks like daddy's pee"
Mom & Dad "What part?"
Zoe "the yellow part."

At bedtime "What time it is?"
Mom "7:24, time to go to bed"
Zoe "No, its 7:27, time to get up!"

At bedtime "Mama, I tell you a story. There is a nice lady walking with you and she has a baby in her arms... and a granny. that's it, the end."

While peeing on the potty " I have a penis"
Mom "can I see it?"
Zoe "It's a pretend penis"

In her play kitchen "Watch out, I'm making hot sauce!"

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